All The Things I Forgot To Tell You
All the things I haven’t talked about since the last time I talked about things.
Alternate Titles For This Post (inspired by my recent Twitter ramblings):
👌🏻 In Case You’re Wondering, I Have No Idea: a Memoir
👌🏻 Good Times With Brain: the Sitcom
ANYWAY...Let's Move On
Hello. Hey. Hi. Happy May June July...Whatever month it happens to be when I finally publish this blog post. Whatever. Time isn’t real.
Remember in my last post when I said I would try to publish another blog post later that week? I have to be completely honest. I don’t even know why I said that because I absolutely 100% KNEW without a doubt that I wouldn’t be publishing another blog post that week or that month for that matter.
Jeff and I were leaving for vacation that Friday and we all know the two most important things to do in the days leading up to a big trip are pack and panic.
The inside of my brain kind of looked like this: Panic. Pack. Panic. Pack. Think about writing a blog post. Panic. Panic. Pack. Panic. Leave.
In case it isn’t clear, I’m incapable of writing a quick update. Either you get a book-long blog post with every thought that has ever popped into my head or you get nothing for months. There’s no in between.